40daydreams: After you die, it is believed that you have 7 minutes of brain activity left inside you, and in the 7 minutes you experience your entire life over, in a kind of dream… Because in a dream time is stretched. So if this is the case, what if right now you’re in that 7 minutes. How do you know if you’re alive or just reliving old memories.
church: follow jesus
me: does he follow back?
me: promo 4 promo?
Anonymous asked: whats your craziest drunken story
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
thats a nice southern cross tattoo you got there– no one (via vibrantyoungthings)
Putting food in the microwave
30 seconds : Ice-cold
31 seconds : Molten Llava with fragments of melted tupperware